Diary of Destruction

Confirmed Kills

Between august/01 and november/01:

pens
pencils
dog bed (stuffing)
bag of mulch (cypress)
bag of mulch (hard wood)
bag of Scots top soil 
computer wrist rest (foam)
computer wrist rest (gel)
container, oxy pads
bamboo scoop
cdrom (computer backups)
various us mail (from mail slot in front door
	before I installed an outside mail box)
dispenser straw from can of 'great stuff'
weed blocking paper (after application in the yard)
rolls of paper towels
boxes of kleenex
computer case screws
dieffenbachia
old sofa cushions 
plastic forks
roll of twine
car 'fax' doc
science news journal
spool of self-adhesive address labels  (junior ended up with 
	labels sticking to him all over)
roll of electrical tape
dog toothpaste (poultry flavored)
potpourri (berry, pier 1)
ficus tree
spilled cup of water all over my office desk (and financial papers)
gutted the stuffing from ikea sofa (klinthult)
plastic floor runners
crickets
wooden owl yard decoration
dvd case of "jason and the argonauts"
cdr blanks

Chronologically

Nov-2-2001   cellphone antenna, case   $15
Nov-3-2001   SoundBlaster Live! driver CDROM 
Nov-4-2001   biking sunglasses  $15
Nov-6-2001   tube of toothpaste (crest)  $4?
Nov-7-2001   plastic disposable razor (bic twin blade)
Nov-8-2001   boy scouts food collection drive memo
Nov-9-2001   montgomery gazette, AKC Gazette events catalog
Nov-10-2001  junior gutted roll of paper towels (pulled out cardboard tube
		from inside a new roll of towels)
Nov-12-2001  enigma cd (mea culpa), needlenose pliers (removed and
		destroyed the plastic handles)
		old glasses - chewed gouges out of old lenses and
		chewed off the ear pieces          $20
Nov-15-2001  bath sponge   $12
Nov-17-2001  cell phone antenna again (minutes after replacing the
		original antenna)
Nov-19-2001  roll of paper towels
Nov-20-2001  floppy disk: Promise fast-trak raid drivers
	     electric power cord (new, unused)
Nov-23-2001  roll of paper towels
	     metallica 2-cd set (garage inc.)             
	     ostrich feather duster	 $20
Nov-28-2001  fisher landscaping bill
	     charles schwab newsletter
Nov-29-2001  vga cable (unused in package)   $5
Nov-30-2001  1 bag wasabi peas, 1 bag wasabi soy peas  $7
Dec-2-2001   rex6000 drver CDROM , pc-cillin emergency boot floppy
Dec-3-2001   ikea gift wrap, ikea plastic cord protectors  $20
Dec-4-2001   enigma cd (beyond the invisible)    $12
Dec-10-2001  ethernet cable (still unopened)
Dec-13-2001  corners of 1 box anderson green marblized urethane tiles
Dec-15-2001  win2k boot floppy
Dec-24-2001  pack of dental floss, 1 disposable razor, 1 roll paper towels
Dec-25-2001  paper towls, pad of notes about the house, rex6000 drivers cdrom 
Dec-31-2001  1/4 loaf of bread
Jan-2-2002   pulled roll of toiler paper allover the house
Jan-3-2002   gutted left side Ikea Klinthult Sofa
Jan-5-2002   loaf of bread
Jan-14-2002 bag of poopie bags
Jan-15-2002  philodendron and pot,  
		roll of grey foam insulation tape
Jan-16-2002  scotch tape dispenser, dog teeth cleaner, 
		book on picketts charge, 
		autobiography Hans von Luck  
Jan-18-2002  cooks club bowl scraper
Jan-21-2002  aerator mask, SF ball point pen
Jan-24-2002  benchmade advanced combat knife box & instructions
Jan-25-2002  toyota car seat rail bevel
Jan-26-2002  black pen
Jan-27-2002  adaptec ultra-fast-wide scsi HBA, quicken 99 backup floppies
Feb-1-2002  dryer flexi-airduct, container of screws and fasteners  
Feb-4-2002  consumer reports 2002 buyers guide, roll of dental floss,
		"later roman empire" textbook 
Feb-7-2002  roll of paper towels, box of drill bits, scsi/net adapter, 
		tupperware lid (from kitchen sink)
Feb-12-2002 pocket knife holster  
Feb-13-2002 potato salad
Feb-14-2002 whats left of the box of drill bits, newspaper.
Feb-16-2002 pen
Feb-18-2002 bamboo scoop
Feb-19-2002 shipping tape dispenser, roll of toilet paper
Feb-20-2002 two BIG containers of freeze dried beef liver treats, 
	    indoor plant watering cup
Feb-25-2002 1 x 3/4 box of wood screws, better homes cookbook,
	   unopened box of Staples security envelopes, 
Feb-26-2002 oboe toolkit case, slurpee/watering cup
Feb-27-2002 whatever is left of the top of the oboe toolkit case, 
		oboe toolkit knife, potato salad container 
Mar-4-2002 whatever was left of the bottom of the oboe toolkit case, 
		magnifying glass from kit
Mar-6-2002  box of paper clips, travel pack of tissues, roll of paper
	towels
Mar-9-2002 food storage container
Mar-10-2002 plant watering cup, food storage container lid
Mat-11-2002 clay plant pot, 8mm video tape of Junior as a puppy
		and of half finished basement, extra sofa cushion, sock
Mar-12-2002  roll of paper towels
Mar-13-2002  scotch tape dispenser and roll of tape		
Mar-19-2002  whatever was left of the last roll of paper towels
Mar-21-2002  box of tissues, eye dropper
Mar-25-2002  DDS1 tape cartridge case
Mar-27-2002  food storage container
Mar-30-2002  frederick keys cup
Apr-5-2002   check book (chevy chase no interest acct)
Apr-11-2002  box of tissues
Apr-13-2002  watering cup
Apr-15-2002  box of tissues
Apr-24-2002  5 celestial seasoning cough drops (orange), chapstick (cherry),
		2 travellers packs kleenex, roll of paper towels,
		crockpot stirring unit
Apr-26-2002  can of smoked clams (just opened)
Apr-28-2002  steak
Apr-30-2002  shredded grunter inside hedgehog squeaky toy
May-1-2002  scotch tape dispenser.  saved most of the tape
May-2-2002  bumblebee
May-3-2002  tissue box.  AGAIN.  roll of paper towels.  AGAIN.
	   1/4 cup kitchen measure.  sbus scsi+10/100bT HBA.
May-4-2002 bag of bully sticks  (had about 25, now have 17)
May-5-2002 box of tissues
May-7-2002 roll of kitchen trash bags, dremel, dremel sanding accessories,
	scotch tape dispenser, rolodex.  (peed on dremel too)
May-9-2002 can of smoked mussels (just opened)
May-10-2002 socks
May-11-2002 roll of electric tape, can of just opened tuna fish
May-12-2002 stalk of asparagus
May-13-2002 bag of dremel cutting wheels (3? hard to tell, they crumbled
		into very small pieces) , box of tissues
May-14-2002 dremel, consumer reports 2001 buying guide, 2 SCSI gender
	changers
May-17-2002 container of yogurt 
May-18-2002 film container of Junior's baby teeth, roll of paper towels,
	    eyedrops
May-20-2002 bottle cap, power cord (new), American Century prospectus
May-22-2002 sock
May-23-2002  bottle cap
May-24-2002  ball point pen
May-25-2002  socks, knife holster, plumbers putty, plumbers tape dammit,
		celica air filter double godammit, container of tomatoes,
		more socks, $200 sunglasses
May-28-2002  bag of dremel sander discs, bath tub splash guard, roll
		of kitchen plastic wrap, sunglass case, level
Jun-5-2002  pen, diff SCSI card, wrist rest, empty soda can
Jun-6-2002  unopened roll of plastic sheet (4 mil)
Jun-8-2002  heat shrink tubing (while I am using it), scotch tape
		dispenser (while I am using it)
Jun-10-2002  godgory cd case & liner notes,
		 aromatic cedar blocks from closet, bottle of
		toyota white touch-up paint
Jun-13-2002  diff scsi card, spindle of about 20 cdr blanks and case,
	memorex 80 min cdr
Jun-15-2002  brother cadfael 'pilgrim of hate' dvd + case
Jun-26-2002  MST3K "Shorts" VHS tape case, box of kleenex,
		corner shelf 
Jun-28-2002  2 crate water dishes, wall street journal
Jul-9-2002  2 rolls of scotch tape, box of kleenex, dr's foster and smith
	catalog, kitchen sponge

Jul-13-2002  adopted a 22 month old retired racer, "Dana".  Now, I
	now have two piranhas in the house.
Jul-15-2002  (junior) chipmunk
Jul-22-2002  (dana) duct tape patchwork on sofa
Jul-24-2002  (?) 40 lb bag of topsoil on a rainy day (tracked into the house)
Jul-25-2002  (dana) ground low-voltage lighting lights
Jul-26-2002  (?) frederick keys cup (for plants)
Jul-27-2002  (dana) bed post
Aug-5-2002   (?) checkbook
Aug-7-2002   (junior/dana) chipmunk
Aug-9-2002   ll bean catalog, highlighters
Aug-18-2002  (dana) swallow
Aug-28-2002 (?) APC UPS/computer cables, Halti box
Aug-29-2002  (dana) Rock Creek Kennel Club Premium List
Sep-2-2002  (junior)  Sony Memory Stick USB Reader/Writer
Sep-4-2002  (junior) vinegar spray bottle
Sep-5-2002  (junior?) eye dropper, water spray bottle
Sep-17-2002 (junior) trash can
Sep-19-2002 (junior) power cord (unopened) with 20" refurb monitor
Sep-21-2002 (junior) Sony Memory Stick USB Reader/Writer CD, box, yogurt

Oct-25-2002 (cleo) pee on sleeping bag
Oct-26-2002 (cleo) tear up landscaping fabric under juniper bush
Oct-27-2002 (junior) Catonsville Kennel Club pen
Oct-27-2002 (cleo) pee on small fleece pad and chew on egg crate mattress pad
			inside it
Oct-28-2002 (cleo) chew up egg crate mattress pad (large beasley dog sofa)
Oct-31-2002 (cleo) pee on my bed
Nov-10-2002 (junior) pen
Nov-12-2002 (cleo) pee on my bed
	    (junior) ph paper, dropper, plastic vials
Dec-21-2002 (?) spaghetti container
Dec-22-2002 (cleo) black ink pen, voicestream box
Dec-24-2002 (cleo,jr,dana)  safety glasses
Dec-26-2002 (cleo,jr,dana) ikea sofa, bag of Robitussin vitamin C tabs,
Dec-27-2002 (cleo,jr,dana) Netbank checkbook from mail slot, food container lid
Dec-28-2002 (jr) Carroll Kennel Club flyer, roll of packing tape
Dec-29-2002 (jr) Carroll kennel club sanctioned match entry form,
		 gasoline receipts, bag of cough drops
Jan-7-2003 (?) low voltage landscaping lamp
Jan-9-2003 (?) low voltage landscaping lamp.  note to self: don't use
		plastic lamps
jan-13-2003 (cleo) bottle of elmers glue.  cleo likes to eat glue
	    (jr,cleo) spray bottle of vinegar
jan-14-2003 (jr,cleo) container of vaseline.  they ate all the vaseline,
	    (jr,cleo) roll of plastic wrap
jan-17-2003 (jr,cleo) plastic cable protector, ice cube tray from
		kitchen sink
jan-18-2003 (jr) tipped over container of kibble on counter and
		spilled out all over the kitchen
jan-20-2003 (cleo) roll of plastic wrap, Night to Remember DVD, box of 
		recylcing paper
jan-21-2003 (cleo,jr) Montgomery College Spring 2002 schedule of classes,
		2002/1040 tax worksheet
		(dana) peed all over my bed thru 6 layers (comforter,
		blanket, flat sheet, fitted sheet, 2 layers of mattress
		covers)
jan-22-2003 (cleo,jr) watering cup
	   (cleo) roll of packing tape
jan-23-2003 (cleo) Dana's Best of Breed THLC 12/22/02 rosette
	    (cleo,jr) container of nawsomes bacon & cheese
		(cleo,jr) blue ballpoint pen
jan-26-2003 (cleo,jr) pen
jan-27-2003 (cleo,jr) blender cap
jan-28-2003 (cleo) empty soda can, pen (while I am using it)
jan-29-2003 (cleo,jr) portable sewing machine
jan-30-2003 (cleo,jr) plastic landscape lighting
	    (cleo) receipts
feb-5-2003  (cleo) vet exam write-up
feb-6-2003  (?) weekly standard magazine
feb-7-2003  (cleo,jr) roll of clear shipping tape
feb-12-2003 (cleo) plastic landscape lighting (note to self: in the Spring,
		tear out whatever is left and install metal lights)
feb-14-2003 (cleo) divot of turf and mud
feb-20-2003 (?) bag of paper to recyle
feb-21-2003 (?) bag of banana chips
feb-23-2003 (jr) unopened bag cable/wire protector
feb-25-2003 (?) jesus christ vampire hunter DVD
feb-26-2003 (?) old dominion kennel club sanctioned match flyer
feb-27-2003 (cleo) foyer floor tiling
mar-4-2003 (jr) bottle of water
mar-8-2003 (?) sofa left cushion
mar-13-2003 (cleo) carpet around foyer
mar-14-2003 (cleo) work shoes
mar-15-2003 (cleo) roll of scotch tape
mar-22-2003 (?) chlorahexadine tube
mar-24-2003 (junior) box of triscuits
mar-29-2003 (?) pack of tissues, domino's pizza coupon sheet
mar-30-2003 (?) pack of tissues, backrest from chair, USB 6-in-1 media
		reader, USB drivers, VAGA/Lee Livingood Seminar Announcement,
		roll of packaging tape, gilmour hose connector
apr-2-2003 (?) sunglasses
apr-3-2003 (?) lawn sprinkler
apr-4-2003 (cleo) stick of butter, while i'm using it
apr-5-2003 (?) ribos operation dvd, box of plastic wrap, plastic dish
apr-7-2003 (jr) travel pack of kleenex
apr-9-2003 (jr) plastic beer mug
apr-10-2003 (jr,cleo) pad of work notes, pen
apr-11-2003 (?) 3ft. tape measure
apr-15-2003 (cleo) soda can
apr-24-2003 (?) trophy shelf mounting dowels, screws, anchors
may-1-03 (junior) red sharpie pen
may-4-03 sofa
may-5-03 (?) rubbermaid water cooler top
may-7-03 (?) foam mattress from beasley dog sofa 
may-8-03 (?) plastic landscaping low voltage lighting, dug up electrical wires
may-15-03 (?) pooper scooper 
may-16-03 (jr) pack of velcro pads
may-17-03 (jr) box of little debbie honey buns (opened the wrappers,
	ate the buns but left the box and plastic wrappers on the floor)
may-18-03 JR ate the dried pineapples out of my book bag while I was
	unpacking from coursing field trial
may-19-03 JR gutter downspout
may-24-03 (JR) rotisserie chicken
may-29-03  flexi-lead instructions, 10 pack of outdoor hose washers,
	beasley dog sofa
jun-1-03 plastic mesh to keep chipmunks out of the yard.  chipmunks
	dug underneath the mesh 
jun-3-03 low voltage lighting mounting spike
jun-4-03 solar-powered low voltage lighting
jun-14-03 (cleo) work shoes (old nike hightops)
jun-15-03 (cleo) house sparrow
jun-20-03 (?) pen, michael's coupon
jun-23-03 (cleo) pen, low voltage lighting lamp cover
jun-24-03 (cleo) bennigans copper clover hat
jun-25-03 (?) Gazette newspaper
jun-28-03 (JR) squirrel, on a walk at Oldfield Drive
jul-2-03 (?) new guillotine nail clippers
jul-6-03 (?) english racing muzzle bag
jul-7-03 (?)  timberlake shoes, scissors.
	(JR) dug a hole in wamsutta olive bedsheet while nesting
jul-10-03 (?) bag of plastic spoons, 2 paystubs, chipmunk guard
jul-19-03 JR - french fries off the kitchen counter
jul-20-03 JR- aloe plant
	(?) chipmunk guard, AAA flyer
aug-10-03 cleo - wooden handle off garden tool
aug-23-03 cleo - sony 8mb memory stick
ca. sep-10-03 cleo - red handled scissors
sep-25-03 cleo - cynthia's brown hen.  (was able to free chicken)
oct-5-2003 ? steel wool, bamboo scoop, 4*128MB DIMMs, pen, scotch tape
	 dispenser, scissors, calendar
oct-11-2003 bag of lamb treats
oct-22-2003 ??? - black plastic clamp from home depot, traveller pack of kleenex
oct-23-2003 junior - kitchen sponge
nov-11-2003 ??? bag of organic apple slices
nov-18-2003 ??? jabra earset
nov-20-2003 ??? bottle vitamin C tabs
nov-28-2003 junior - brand new needle-nose pliers, cisco router
		spare power supply and fan, envelope of saved coupons
nov-29-2003 junior - pizza cutter
dec-1-2003 ??? - new roll of electrical tape
dec-2-2003 junior - bag of monet water crackers
dec-3-2003 ??? - new roll of carpet tape
dec-5-2003 junior - stick of margarine while I am using it
dec-11-2003 ??? - gazette newspaper turned into confetti, porch draft blocker
dec-19-2003 cleo - flipflops, sofa
dec-19-2003 cleo - painting roller
jan-8-2004 ???- wood paint brushes, paper towels, newspaper from
		dining room that is being painted
jan-12-2004 ??? - paint tray
jan-13-2004 junior - 5-pack of foam 4" paint rollers from inside home
		depot plastic bag, tied closed,
		underneath pile of dog coats GODAMMIT
jan-14-2004 junior - smoke detector battery cover while I'm replacing
		the battery
jan-19-2004 cleo-dug up and snapped low voltage lightning power cord
jan-27-2004 ? husky plushie from UW, blue toy boat
jan-29-2004 ? pen from dining room (someone opened the door on their
		own), lobster plushie from vancouver trip
feb-3-2004  cleo/JR - new 3x4 carpet no skid
feb-6-2004  cleo - pillow
feb-15-2004 ? box of tissues
feb-16-2004 ? 6 hole grounding bus bar
feb-29 cleo/dana  bath sponge
mar-8 ? sampler bag of organix canine formula
mar-18 ? night light
mar-22 cleo probably-chewed zipper off new dog bed
mar-24 cleo -some kind of black bird, can't tell from what's left of it
apr-17 ??? fox tail
apr-18 ??? celica car renewed registration (in pile of mail)
may-2  cleo/jr/mac  pen, black rat snake
may-jun 2004 hundreds of cicadas
may-23 cleo/jr roll of masking tape, container of patch and paint spackling
	compound, washington capitals hat
jun-13 cleo: mole
jul-3  cleo/jr: rat
sep-18-2004 ? box of tissues
dec-27-2004 gpa pen
jan-25-2005 bottle of periomed
~mar-2-2005 kippi-checkbook
mar-15-2005 kippi-chewing her crate pad during aberdeen trip
mar-22-2005 kippi-green new premier pet collar
mar-23-2005 kippi-new blue pet collar, wallet
mar-25-2005 jr or dana-dust buster attachments
apr-10-2005 kippi - baby gate to office
apr-11-2005 kippi - dog nail clippers
apr-12-2005 kippi - blk bic, while I'm using it
apr-13-2005 kippi - green biro pen
apr-14-2005 kippi - checkbook, blue biro
apr-15-2005 kippi - pen, hunter air purifier pre-filter
apr-25-2005 kippi - roll of duct tape, spool of string
apr-27-2005 kippi - crate pad
apr-29-2005 kippi - plastic planter pots
may-3-2005 kippi - wren
may-17-2005 all - ikea cup & 3 dog toothbrushes
may-18-2005 ? - agility jumper foot
jun-1-2005 kippi- chewed thru dog beg to chew corner off plastic storage crate under it
jun-6-2005 kippi - chewing on bedroom door frame
jun-10-2005 kippi - american tourster bag from underneath the bed, peed on sofa, mci four pillars bullshit pen
Jun-14-2005 kippi - front room blinds pull string
jun-16-2005 kippi - olive columbia shorts
jun-20-2005 kippi - vacuum cleaner
jun-21-2005 dana - bumblebee, bit in half out of mid air! ("eric the half a bee").
jun-23-2005 kippi - tevas (right foot)
jun-27-2005 kippi - blue highlighter
jul-3-2005 junior - box of tissues
jul-6-2005 kippi - bird (young robin)
jul-29-2005 ??? kippi probably - bath tub stopper
aug-3-2005 kippi - 1ft bungee
aug-7-2005 kippi - bottle of aquarium dechlorinator
aug-10-2005 kippi - corner of "natural reef aquariums" book
aug-12-2005 kippi - ferrite core, work satchel
aug-15-2005 kippi - 8" bungee, needlenose pliers while I'm using it to
		    fix the vacuum cleaner power cord that Kippi chewed off
aug-17-2005 kippi - philips screwdriver (handle), power cord
aug-18-2005 kippi - completely destroyed wooden rubber mallet
aug-29-2005 ?kippi? - chewed off zipper on rectangular blue dog bed
aug-31-2005 kippi - swallowed 3" piece of fox head fur
sep-15-2005 dana,jr,kippi,cleo - small darkish-grey mammal, as near as I can
		    tell from whatever's left of it
oct-12-2005 kippi - hariri little bites fish fry food (id on kippi b/c I smelled it on her breath)
oct-22-2005 kippi - new carpet
oct-23-2005 kippi - another bag of hariri fry food
oct-25-2005 kippi - tube of antiobiotic ointment
dec-13-2005 kippi - dana's dog coat
jan-9-2006 kippi? - pen, ink all over sofa
june-07 mac - planter of morning glory plants
jun-26-2007 kippi/cleo/jr - squirrel by baby pool
sep-8-07 - kippi, mounting bracket for chimney mantel while I'm mounting it